You're a sports superstar. A hero. Soon your beak will be all over that Wheaties box, and your coinage'll be dragging down your cargos. You're on the road to fame, fortune, and freedom. But wait! The bus is full of wingnuts! Like those Mungo Brothers, baseball's answer to the Three Stooges. Or Mississippi Mud Flap Flammen and Horatio "Big Tree" Powell, who couldn't catch a cold from a wet Kleenex...